If you’ve ever watched celebrities glide through airports with oversized sunglasses, stress, and luggage that definitely costs more than your monthly rent, you’ve probably wondered: How do they make travel look so effortless?
Meanwhile,the rest of us are left queuing for what seems like hours, as we stand there looking dishevelled, exhausted and fed up of the whole thing, right? Well, you know what? It doesn’t have to be like that! You can travel more like a VIP, and enjoy the journey as well as the destination. Here’s how:
Start With the Pre-Game
VIP travel begins long before you leave the house. The trick is to prepare like a very organised squirrel. Queue-jumping isn’t just for elite celebrities, you know? Fast-track security is absolutely worth it, especially if you’re prone to leaving things in pockets and setting off alarms. Also, pack smarter. Not lighter necessarily (let’s not be unrealistic), just smarter. Cubes, compression bags, designated “tech pouches” – they’re tiny upgrades that make you feel like you’re doing life properly.
Dress Like You’re in a Movie
Comfortable doesn’t have to equal “I’ve given up on life.” If you want to dress like a VIP when you are travelling, then you should think cosy knits, chic trainers, and layers that whisper sophistication. A big scarf? That’s a blanket. A structured tote bag? That’s all your worldly possessions but make it fashion. and sunglasses are mandatory, not because you’re hungover (though maybe), but because they instantly add a mysterious, VIP aura. Just nod occasionally and pretend you’ve just wrapped filming.
Upgrade the Experience
Want to have the gold standard in luxury VIP travel? Then, we need to talk about private plane hire. Okay, you might not be booking one every weekend, but for special occasions, group travel, or once-in-a-lifetime trips, it can actually be far more accessible than people think. And nothing says VIP quite like skipping the queues, boarding on your own schedule, and pretending the cabin crew are your personal entourage. Even if private jets aren’t on the menu right now, you can still get that bougie vibe by upgrading a seat, accessing a lounge, or simply buying yourself a nice coffee instead of the cheapest one available.
Lounge Life Is The Best Life
AIRPORT. LOUNGES. Once you’ve tried one, there’s no going back. Soft chairs, free snacks, peaceful ambience. It’s like being adopted by a very kind billionaire for 90 minutes. Many lounges accept day passes or certain cards, so you don’t need to be flying First Class to pretend you are. Plus, unlimited pastries taste better when they’re technically free.
Travel With Intent
True VIPs don’t rush. They glide. Leave early, stroll at your own pace, and keep a stash of snacks in your bag. Nothing ruins a luxury vibe like being hangry. Noise-cancelling headphones help too, because the only soundtrack you need is your curated playlist, not a toddler kicking off behind you.
With a little planning and lots of upgrades, you really can travel like a VIP, with the added bonus of being anonymous!
The Coastal Mummy 